Category Archives: Social Sciences

How To: Avoid Greenpeace

It’s springtime which means that Greenpeace is out in full force. If you are like me and desperately want to avoid them, read up.

Here’s some strategies for avoiding being stopped by those crazy petitioners:

Talk on your cell phone.
You don’t actually have to be talking to somebody on the her end, just act busy enough so they feel guilty stopping you.
Look Hot.
I mean if you’re beautiful and can make people forget what they were saying…
Travel in large groups.
Make sure to all look away from the Greenpeace member and laugh or something such that they understand you don’t want to talk to them.
Eye contact.
Look at them like you are about to stop and talk to them. Open things up with “How are you doing?” or something like that. Of course they’ll respond, at which point you’ll be just walking past them. And then it’s too late for them to start their “Do you have a moment for Greenpeace?” spiel.
Be an asshole.
Just ignore them completely.
Politely decline.
A quick “No thanks.” Make up a good excuse like you’re late for class (which you usually are) or that you have an important midterm.

This list is not exhaustive and I’m open for suggestions on how I can better avoid the plague that strikes the U of M every spring and fall.

Regressive Party

Everybody’s favorite Maddox takes an interesting stance on abortion and the political system in one of his latest posts:

Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.

I’m tired of political candidates pussy-footing delicately around the issue of abortion. Every time I turn on the TV, there’s always some group of hippies protesting “for choice” or “for life.” Each group pisses the other off, and no candidate will take a strong enough stance on the issue of abortion, so I’ve decided to form a political party of my own:

The Regressive Party

I have a different stance on abortion: I’m against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I’m neither pro choice, nor pro life; I’m pro you-shutting-the-hell-up.

??Via: Maddox??

Personally I’m pro-choice but abortion is a woman thing and I don’t really shouldn’t have any say in the whole affair.

MSA Elections

Today I witnessed an event which completely encapsulates all that is not holy with elections. Namely, holding a huge gala on Northrop to try to buy the MSA vote. I hope they fail. Rumor has it that the Will/Bader campaign spent something like $5000 on the event today. Outrageous. They had free pop, and free t-shirts. Free buttons. Free carnival games. A stand of 10 iBooks to login and vote. Outrageous.

I wish I would have had my camera on me to document the whole thing. At least they’ll have the pleasure of knowing that it was the worst $5000 they ever spent (of their own money).

I cast my vote for Ashley Sierra and Chris Montana, the only democrats in the bunch. Speaking of that, I also voted for pretty much everybody the U-DFL endorsed.

The Bin Ladin Memo

The memo has been released.

Declassified and Approved for Release, 10 April 2004
Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US

Clandestine, foreign government, and media reports indicate Bin Laden since 1997 has wanted to conduct terrorist attacks in the US. Bin Ladin implied in US television interviews in 1997 and 1998 that his followers would follow the example of World Trade Center bomber Ramzi Yousef and “bring the fighting to America.”

After US missile strikes on his base in Afghanistan in 1998, Bin Laden told followers he wanted to retaliate in Washington, according to a [CENSORED] service.

An Egyptian Islamic Jihad (EIJ) operative told an [CENSORED] service at the same time that Bin Ladin was planning to exploit the operative’s access to the US to mount a terrorist strike.

The millennium plotting in Canada in 1999 may have been part of Bin Laden’s first serious attempt to implement a terrorist strike in the US. Convicted plotter Ahmed Ressam has told the FBI that he conceived the idea to attack Los Angeles International Airport himself, but that Bin Ladin lieutenant Abu Zubaydah encouraged him and helped facilitate the operation. Ressam also said that in 1998 Zubaydah was planning his own US attack.

Ressam says Bin Laden was aware of the Los Angeles operation.

Although Bin Laden has not succeeded, his attacks against the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998 demonstrate that he prepared operations years in advance and is not deterred by setbacks. Bin Ladin associates surveilled our Embassies in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam as early as 1993, and some members of the Nairobi cell planning the bombings were arrested and deported in 1997.

Al-Qa’ida members — including some who are US citizens — have resided in or traveled to the US for years, and the group apparently maintains a support structure that could aid attacks. Two al-Qa’ida members found guilty in the conspiracy to bomb our Embassies in East Africa were US citizens, and a senior EIJ member lived in California in the mid-1990s.

A clandestine source said in 1998 that a Bin Laden cell in New York was recruiting Muslim-American youth for attacks.

We have not been able to corroborate some of the more sensational threat reporting, such as that from a [CENSORED] service in 1998 saying that Bin Laden wanted to hijack a US aircraft to gain the release of “Blind Shaykh” ‘Umar’ Abd al-Rahman and other US-held extremists.

Nevertheless, FBI information since that time indicates patters of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York.

The FBI is conducting approximately 70 full field investigations throughout the US that it considers Bin Ladin-related. CIA and the FBI are investigating a call to our Embassy in the UAE in May saying that a group of Bin Ladin supporters was in the US planning attacks with explosives.

For the President Only
6 August 2001
Declassified and Approved for Release, 10 April 2004

??Via: eclecticism??

War President

I came across this picture while reading some of the blogs I’m subscribed to. It’s pretty touching if you ask me, a nice tribute to a president who has managed to do so much wrong in so little time.

“Below is a … mosaic composed of the photos of the American service men and women who have died in Iraq. No photograph is used more than three times.”
War President
??Via: American Leftist??

HR 3920

Just when I though politicians couldn’t get any dumber, let me introduce HR 3920

Short Title: Congressional Accountability for Judicial Activism Act of 2004
Official Title: To allow Congress to reverse the judgments of the United States Supreme Court.

[stops and blinks]

WHAT?!

Never ever vote for these crazies (the sponsors and co-sponsors): Row Lewis [KY], Howard Coble [NC], Mac Collins [GA], Jim DeMint [SC], John Doolittle [CA], Terry Everett [AL], Trent Franks [AZ], Virgil Goode, Jr. [VA], Joel Hefley [CO], Jack Kingston [GA], Joseph Pitts [PA], and Richard Pombo [CA].

Oh, and what if the law gets passed. And then the supreme court says “I don’t think so.” But then congress could overturn that ruling.. and we can see that’s not going anywhere.

The Truth For Youth

I usually don’t write about religion and such here, but this is just too much for me to take. This The Truth For Youth propaganda that some right wing catholic zealots are crazy. I mean it’s one thing to skew the facts to support your point of view, but some of the crap they say (especially in the video — the link is in the upper right) is outrageous.

For example (as Ann Marie points out):

  • The US is not number one in illiteracy, and even if we were, it’s not because of a lack of religion in our youth.
  • The founding fathers did not base America off of religion. In fact there is something called the separation of church and state — not the let’s just force everyone to believe in the holy bible that they are trying.

Ooh, and the gay comment just floors me. How can someone have the audacity to say something like “It’s a shame that they gay people too lazy that they come out of the closet instead of cleaning the closet” (ie, it’s too bad that they’re admitting to being gay rather than converting to homosexuality — I kind of butchered the quote a little — it’s in the movie).

I have no tolerance for people who are bigots in the name of God. God preaches tolerance and acceptance!

Update

Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve last done this.

Let’s recap some important events:
Friday was a night never to be forgotten (or remembered for that reason). I owe Beka the most sincere apology (although I don’t think I was as bad to her as she described it). Note to self: unless you want the wrath of Beka again, stay away from Nick Cruise’s drinks.

Saturday and Sunday were filled with Basketball band (too bad the Gopher’s can’t win ever…) and homework. I had to type up my lab report for physics… quite an indepth piece of work. The Oscar’s were on Sunday and surprisingly I guessed 14/24 correctly, a pretty good feat since I hadn’t really looked into what the critics thought. It did help that I had seen a good number of the movies on the ballot (and mostly the ones that won as well). Max’s Oscar party was fun, but I didn’t stay for too long (had to get the homework done and there were too many Grand Rapids High Schoolers).

Monday went quickly-mostly working on that pesky physics lab report and wasting time playing with Textpattern.

Tuesday is for Physics Lab. Time to play with radioactive stuff! Kinda crazy. Nothing like the Geiger counter reporting 2000 counts in the matter of a couple seconds.

Ooh, and Tuesday Night is for Caucuses! I went to the DFL one. It was kinda interesting but mostly a lot of formalities. I at least felt that I was able to have my opinion heard (through a straw poll for the presidential candidates and voting on several resolutions). I voted for Edwards (who turned out to be the candidate to receive the fewest number of positive votes). Interestingly enough (well, not really since it is a college campus), Kucinich got the most votes (43), then Kerry with 32-ish, and lastly Edwards with 13. I really considered voting for Al Sharpton, but wussed out in the end and voted for Edwards.

Long Time, No Updates

It’s been a while since my last update (1.5 weeks!). I want to start by wishing everybody a happy new year. I hope all your dreams come true. Well, those of you who have good dreams, like Howard Dean getting elected. Bah, enough politics.

Did I mention that El Paso is a dump. Oh, but don’t get me wrong I had a great time at the Sun Bowl (Yay Gophers!). But really… El Paso is a sorry excuse for a nice town. It’s dusty and dirty. The water tastes bad. All of the housing developments were like little islands in a sea of desert, with the houses packed as close together as possible (why? there’s TONS of open land). The roads and streets were filled with litter. Maybe Texas should put their convicts to work instead of giving them all the death penalty?

Well, I’m sure y’all want to see pictures…. So here you go: SUN BOWL PICTURES. I also spent a little bit of time the past couple of days digitizing parts of the television broadcast of the sun bowl. I’m clearly visible in one of them while carrying one of the Big Ten flags in pregame. I know why my mom asked me if I shaved, as I look really scruffy on tv. Oh, and the Oregon Cheerleaders were hot.

Update:
I’m being dumb and forgot to mention that (when my computer is on) all of my pictures can be accessed via http://froehle.dyndns.org:88/gallery/ including pictures from the Sun Bowl.