Category Archives: Random

My Desk

I think you can tell a lot about a person based upon how they keep up their life. So in case you were wondering about me, here’s a picture of my current desk:

My Messy Desk

Note that it’s not the cleanest, but at least there aren’t piles everywhere. Notable items include:

  • Stooge paddle
  • Plant—obtained for $5 from Target… mostly dead now
  • Goldy Marching Band Bobblehead
  • Middlebrook Hall Study Buck—they caught me studying!
  • iPod—30gb
  • Cell Phone—that’s why I never have it if you were to call
  • Post-it Notes—how could I live without?

Purity Test


Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin’ 61.7%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh		 65%
Shamelessness 90.5%
Has yet to see self in mirror		 79.4%
Sex Drive 97.4%
The Pope is envious		 77.7%
Straightness 53.6%
Felt someone up once		 44.9%
Gayness 98.2%
Repressed, are we?		 83.4%
Fucking Sick 94.7%
Refreshingly normal		 89.9%
You are 80.56% pure
Average Score: 72.6%

The 2004 Presidential Selector Quiz

The 2004 Presidential Selector Quiz

  1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
  2. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT – Democrat (80%)
  3. Sharpton, Reverend Al – Democrat (77%)
  4. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol, IL – Democrat (75%)
  5. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR – Democrat (72%)
  6. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH – Democrat (72%)
  7. Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO – Democrat (68%)
  8. Edwards, Senator John, NC – Democrat (68%)
  9. Socialist Candidate (67%)
  10. Kerry, Senator John, MA – Democrat (64%)
  11. Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT – Democrat (41%)
  12. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. – Democrat (40%)
  13. Libertarian Candidate (33%)
  14. Bush, President George W. – Republican (7%)
  15. Phillips, Howard – Constitution (5%)

I guess I’m a democrat. Yay Howard Dean.

Dante’s Inferno

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

Take the Dante’s Divine Comedy Inferno Test

Giant Battle Monster

Mighty Mighty Brad Froehle

Mighty Mighty Brad Froehle is a Giant Moth that Stomps Around a Lot, CANNOT BE STOPPED, came Back in Time from the 29th Century, controls the Weather, projects a Purple Forcefield, and fires Rockets.

Strength: 7 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 10


To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Mighty Mighty Brad Froehle, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Mighty Mighty Brad Froehle using Strength Agility Intelligence