Monthly Archives: May 2004

Dead Mouse

My IntelliMouse Explorer that I purchased back on July 4, 2000 (incidentally my first purchase ever from Amazon.com) finally croaked last week. Somehow a cable had become disconnected on the interior of the mouse causing intermittent problems. After a few hours, the thing totally died (not even the LED on the bottom was lit).

So I called up Microsoft, the conversation went something like this:
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How Many Republicans…

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

  1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
  2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
  3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
  4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
  5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
  6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
  1. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

??Via: Michael Hanscom??