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From Harmony_Joy_Bus_Ride
I write you today with a brilliant suggestion for relieving all that final exam tension. This idea “came” to me as I was riding the connector from St. Paul to East bank. The bus was almost empty, it was a particularly bumpy ride, and I was in the back seat. Oooohh yeah just think of the possibilities—especially for all of us ladies out there! I can usually “accomplish my goal” between the fairgrounds and the Huron lots, with time left to regain my composure by the time I get to my stop at Moos Tower. If you’re one of those ladies that needs a little more “encouragement,” try these suggestons: cell phone = vibrator. round trip = double your pleasure. pocket size photos of echidnas = fuzzy mind stimulation! Rock over London, Rock on, Minneapolis. Net: We’re not exactly sure what you’re talking about. Does it have something to do with all those girls sitting on the dryers in the Middlebrook laundry room? They all seemed unusually happy for some reason. Probably because almost all their clothes will be nice and dry, without a trace of moisture.